41 Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever
What did a blonde from England bring a bag of french fries to a poker game? Dutch Boyd If you're playing a poker game and look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you Paul Newman. A dog is man's best friend, especially after you lose money on a horse. A dumb blonde was in a casino for the very first time. Pay him for the Pizza. She undressed in the living room and, put her purse over her shoulder, and tiptoed nude into the bedroom, but was surprised to find her husband sitting up in bed reading.
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You can always get money back, but you might not get your heart back. If it weren't for the drug use, degenerate gambling, and drinking I would be a great catch.
Chuck-E-Cheese, because it's never too early to introduce your child to poor nutrition and gambling I can support my gambling habit without a job, but I want one so I can support it even more. Girls are like blackjack, I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on I found a way to keep my husband from gambling. I just spend the money first.
The best throw of the dice is to throw them away. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. What you get out of life is what your willing to put into it, unless that something is a slot machine. More like Viva Lost Wages! It's alright to root for the underdog, but just don't bet on him. A dog is man's best friend, especially after you lose money on a horse.
My cat quit playing poker with the big cats at the zoo If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you. Gambling Quotes Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Steven Wright Poker is like sex - everyone thinks they're the best, but most people don't have a clue what they're doing. Dutch Boyd If you're playing a poker game and look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you Paul Newman.
When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience. ME Trust everyone, but always cut the cards. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation.
The first guy says "I don't think I'll ever do that again! I just won a million dollar slot machine jackpot! Just so long as you're out of the house by noon! One night she decided to try not to wake him. She undressed in the living room and, put her purse over her shoulder, and tiptoed nude into the bedroom, but was surprised to find her husband sitting up in bed reading. Upon taking a closer look he sees a dog sitting at the table.
This peaks his curiousity and he walks closer and sees cards and chips in front of the dog. Then the next hand is dealt and cards are dealt to the dog. Then the dog acts in turn with all the other players, calling, raising, discarding, everything the other human players were doing.
However none of the other players seemed to pay any mind to the fact that they were playing with a dog, they just treated him like any other player. Finally the man could not longer hold his tongue so between hands he quietly said to one of the players, "I can't believe that dog is playing poker, he must be the smartest dog in the world! Click Here to Bookmark Jokes4us. She insisted that she must speak with the […].
Two blonde friends, Jenny and Jane, went together to play the slot machines at the casino. The blondes agreed that when their allotted gambling money […]. There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says, ''Quit your job, sell your house, […]. A successful businessman flew to Las Vegas for the weekend to gamble in the casinos.
He lost the shirt off his back, his losses were […]. He had gambled […]. Latest 50 Comment Discussions. Win the lottery joke Posted in Gambling Jokes. Laugh your socks off at funny jokes, funny quotes, funny memes and funny YouTube videos.